You know you’re in the next level of the relationship when you show them your feet.
reblog if you are your url
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars